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Pinner Throw Back IPA
Oskar Blues
4.9 %ABV
35 IBU
1.0/5.0
I was originally going to give this beer a 2.0/5.0 but then I experienced the aftertaste and dropped it to 1.5/5.0. Then I burped and it dropped to a 1.0/5.0.
**TRIGGER**
At best this beer is “Meh”. It's not entirely bad on its own and provided you continue drinking. This beer tastes of grapefruit, hops, and metallic finish. Just if you let it linger in your mouth that metallic finish turns into a coppery taste in your mouth. Imagine what blood tastes like, then remove the viscous texture, then remove the iron taste. That coppery taste at the back of your tongue you are imagining right now is what lingers at the back of your throat for 5-10min after your final taste of this beer.
Beer Review Scale:
0/5 Not fit for man nor beast
0.5/5 Have I wronged you somehow that you would offer this to me?
1/5 Not enjoyable
2/5 Drinkable (The base line. Where one does not cringe upon tasting it)
3/5 A decent beverage.
4/5 A very good beverage that I am willing to spend my money to drink.
4.5/5 Sweet nectar
5/5 …
